The Inconvenience Store
There is nothing worse than being inconvenienced. It's usually the little things that displease us so much. This is dedicated to that.
November 26, 2009
This is Boogie. His fish was awesome. Mine was not. Fuck you Boogie!

This is Boogie. His fish was awesome. Mine was not. Fuck you Boogie!

November 22, 2009
The love was mutual but the torso could not hug back. Since the torso had no arms to prove how in love it was, the situation simply looks creepy.

The love was mutual but the torso could not hug back. Since the torso had no arms to prove how in love it was, the situation simply looks creepy.

No one wants to buy Slit-Throat Polar Bear cookies.

No one wants to buy Slit-Throat Polar Bear cookies.

November 15, 2009
It costs extra to have them put a curse word on a cake. So clever, it should be free.

It costs extra to have them put a curse word on a cake. So clever, it should be free.

November 8, 2009
On the middle of Beaver Dam Lake. 2 things about Beaver Dam Lake. There are no Beavers and there are no Dams. Name fail.

On the middle of Beaver Dam Lake. 2 things about Beaver Dam Lake. There are no Beavers and there are no Dams. Name fail.

October 25, 2009
It’s better than the real mustache.

It’s better than the real mustache.

October 14, 2009
I can’t pull off the “mom’s living room rug” look. “Shit Doug, no one can.”

I can’t pull off the “mom’s living room rug” look. “Shit Doug, no one can.”

The sign was the only inconvenience here. Seriously, way to showcase your cashier….. Who did an amazing job, I might add.

The sign was the only inconvenience here. Seriously, way to showcase your cashier….. Who did an amazing job, I might add.

September 29, 2009
I have 3 dollars of blood money and the rule is you can’t spend actual blood money. Now I am out 3 dollars.

I have 3 dollars of blood money and the rule is you can’t spend actual blood money. Now I am out 3 dollars.

September 26, 2009
The 10 year old girl just to the right of the computer screen has a bluetooth thing in her ear. I am sure that Suzy needs to keep in constant contact with Jill regarding Nate’s trip to see the fucking Jonas Bros. At Disneyland. Little child fail!

The 10 year old girl just to the right of the computer screen has a bluetooth thing in her ear. I am sure that Suzy needs to keep in constant contact with Jill regarding Nate’s trip to see the fucking Jonas Bros. At Disneyland. Little child fail!

September 17, 2009
Damnit Kanye!

Damnit Kanye!

September 13, 2009

Just Tomatoes Brand

Just Tomatoes Brand

Just Peaches

Just Peaches

Actual Peaches

Actual Peaches

I was in Whole foods the other day when I noticed this amazing deal.  You can purchase 2 ounces of dried organic peaches from Just Tomatoes (Company) for $8.49.  Or…. you can buy a pound or fresh peaches for $1.69.  Anyone else see a problem with this?

August 25, 2009
Hard to tell: Lady is driving with her foot out the window. This is why people get hurt in accidents…. I honked and she gave me roast beef. Get that?

Hard to tell: Lady is driving with her foot out the window. This is why people get hurt in accidents…. I honked and she gave me roast beef. Get that?

August 23, 2009
Racist M&Ms. I never trusted the motives of the Mars Candy Corporation.

Racist M&Ms. I never trusted the motives of the Mars Candy Corporation.

Tea that makes you hibernate like a bear. I wanted tea that made me stay awake like cocaine.

Tea that makes you hibernate like a bear. I wanted tea that made me stay awake like cocaine.