This is Boogie. His fish was awesome. Mine was not. Fuck you Boogie!

The love was mutual but the torso could not hug back. Since the torso had no arms to prove how in love it was, the situation simply looks creepy.

No one wants to buy Slit-Throat Polar Bear cookies.

It costs extra to have them put a curse word on a cake. So clever, it should be free.

On the middle of Beaver Dam Lake. 2 things about Beaver Dam Lake. There are no Beavers and there are no Dams. Name fail.

It’s better than the real mustache.

I can’t pull off the “mom’s living room rug” look. “Shit Doug, no one can.”

The sign was the only inconvenience here. Seriously, way to showcase your cashier….. Who did an amazing job, I might add.

I have 3 dollars of blood money and the rule is you can’t spend actual blood money. Now I am out 3 dollars.

The 10 year old girl just to the right of the computer screen has a bluetooth thing in her ear. I am sure that Suzy needs to keep in constant contact with Jill regarding Nate’s trip to see the fucking Jonas Bros. At Disneyland. Little child fail!

Damnit Kanye!

I was in Whole foods the other day when I noticed this amazing deal.  You can purchase 2 ounces of dried organic peaches from Just Tomatoes (Company) for $8.49.  Or…. you can buy a pound or fresh peaches for $1.69.  Anyone else see a problem with this?

Hard to tell: Lady is driving with her foot out the window. This is why people get hurt in accidents…. I honked and she gave me roast beef. Get that?

Racist M&Ms. I never trusted the motives of the Mars Candy Corporation.

Tea that makes you hibernate like a bear. I wanted tea that made me stay awake like cocaine.